Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says - If that's true, then the dude wasted hundreds of thousands of dollars on hookers and lost a family in the process. I am highly suspicious of this headline.
Psychics predict world didn't end yesterday - They say that hindsight is 20/20. I say that these so-called "psychics" are graduates of the Miss Cleo School of Psychic Shit and bar & Grill. I'll know more on that tomorrow.
Sun or rain expected today, dark tonight - Is this the same guy who wrote the forecast for Mexico City? Chili today, hot tamale. No hablo English.
Fisherman arrested for using wife as shark bait - Even though this is a piss poor newspaper headline, it's not a bad idea. just sayin'.
Time to spark up the bowls - See previous comment.
Bonnie blows Clinton - I thought the chick's name was Lewinski.
Plenty do do for local "tourists" - No shit?
Those are just a few of the thousands of dumbass headlines that can be found in a bird cage liner near you. I'm sure we'll do another episode this study in
Because Toby said so.
(hat tip for the headlines to HeadlineHumor.com)