|Thou shall not steal...|
Recently, Sanford was at the epicenter of Divine Providence. Just enough Divine Providence to show that The Almighty has a wickedly good sense of humor. Here's a prime example of a heavenly bit of karma. A lady stops by a Subway sandwich joint to grab a little lunch. She's on the way back to her car when she saw a guy she didn't know rummaging around inside her ride. Upon realizing that he'd just been busted committing burglary of an automobile, the thief grabbed a bag that he evidently thought was the woman's purse and hauled ass outta there. Enter God's sense of humor. What the asshole stole from the lady's car was a bag alright, but not her purse. Score: God - 1 Thief - 0. That's pretty good right there, but the Lord saved the punchline for when the dipstick opened the bag to check its contents. Inside the bag was a Holy Bible!!! bwahahahahahahahaha
I got nothin'. You can't improve upon perfection. Because Toby said so. Amen.