Nitwit Burglarizes Car - God Plays Joke on Him

Thou shall not steal...

Today's adventure takes place in Sanford, Florida. That's S-A-N-F-O-R-D period. I looked up Sanford, Florida before posting this screed and I found out that it's city of about 40,000 people and is a part of the Greater Orlando area. A normal little city, I suppose.

Recently, Sanford was at the epicenter of Divine Providence. Just enough Divine Providence to show that The Almighty has a wickedly good sense of humor. Here's a prime example of a heavenly bit of karma. A lady stops by a Subway sandwich joint to grab a little lunch. She's on the way back to her car when she saw a guy she didn't know rummaging around inside her ride. Upon realizing that he'd just been busted committing burglary of an automobile, the thief grabbed a bag that he evidently thought was the woman's purse and hauled ass outta there. Enter God's sense of humor. What the asshole stole from the lady's car was a bag alright, but not her purse. Score: God - 1  Thief - 0. That's pretty good right there, but the Lord saved the punchline for when the dipstick opened the bag to check its contents. Inside the bag was a Holy Bible!!! bwahahahahahahahaha
I got nothin'. You can't improve upon perfection. Because Toby said so. Amen.