Our story today takes place in the beautiful Pacific Northwest, where it's difficult to determine whether there are more fruits than nuts or vice versa. Sam Bousfield is an architect from California (that settles the fruit or nut question). Sam says that he has the know-how to build a flying car. No kiddin', a flying car. Proving that Sam stopped in Humboldt County (if you need to ask, please don't) on his way to Seattle for this meeting with potential investors in his flying car. After the computer- generated presentation, Sam was selling
I have some news for Sam. We already have flying machines that take to the air while people walk on the streets below. We call them AIRPLANES, you dipshit. There was some more bullshit details in this story that weren't worth going over and by leaving them out, it does not change the meaning of the story at all. However, if some rich guy wants to donate two large to a worthy project, I highly recommend the Toby Would Love to Have a Bass Boat Fund, a non-profit, fish slaying organization. Contact me through the comments here on the blog or at TexNetMaine AT gmail DOT com. 100% of your contribution goes directly to the Toby Would Love to Have a Bass Boat Fund. I am efficient with money like that. Donate early and donate often.
Because Toby said so.