Celebrate Charles Darwin's Birthday By Reading About Darwin Award Winners!

202 Years Old - And Looking It

I have known about the web site called The Darwin Awards for quite some time and I've been meaning to steal some material  link to them for a while now. It's a pretty damn cool site, especially if you like to have a good laugh at the expense of some poor dumbass doing something completely idiotic. The Germans have a word for delighting in someone else's misfortune - schadenfreude. The schadenfreude is thick at The Darwin Awards. I point to TDA for a very special reason. Today marks the 202nd Anniversary of evolutionist Charles Darwin's birth! Let's celebrate and have more fun than a barrel of monkeys! <----I made a funny. bwahahahahaha, I kill myself. But, I digress. In honor of Mr. Darwin, I am gonna throw you a couple of links to The Darwin Awards and some teh funnay posted there.

Copied and pasted from TDA:

(91%)Wheelchair Access
VIDEO: A handicapped man, annoyed that an elevator closed and departed without him, thinks it over before ramming his wheelchair into the doors not once, not twice, but three times before succeeding 

(86%)Textbook Double Double Darwin
Who would park the car on a busy freeway, in the slow lane, in heavy fog, for a quickie? These things happen on the 'Via Dutra', the major freeway between Rio de Janiero

There's plenty more where those came from, so haul ass on over to The Darwin Awards and be ready to be amazed at the sheer lunacy of your fellow human beans.

Because Toby said so.