|202 Years Old - And Looking It|
Copied and pasted from TDA:
VIDEO: A handicapped man, annoyed that an elevator closed and departed without him, thinks it over before ramming his wheelchair into the doors not once, not twice, but three times before succeeding
(86%)Textbook Double Double Darwin
Who would park the car on a busy freeway, in the slow lane, in heavy fog, for a quickie? These things happen on the 'Via Dutra', the major freeway between Rio de Janiero
There's plenty more where those came from, so haul ass on over to The Darwin Awards and be ready to be amazed at the sheer lunacy of your fellow human beans.
Because Toby said so.