|Typical Polar Bear Club Member|
The whole diatribe above was a long-winded intro to the main subject of this post. A NYC Polar Bear Club Everyone Freeze Your Gazebos Off All at Once Extravaganza was attended by over 1500 numb nuts.Make that 3000 numb nuts as there were 1500 men. But, I digress. Here's an example of the type of nitwit that does this stuff, "It was like 10,000 knives stabbing you at once," Tim Henshall, 50, an Army reservist from Blairstown, N.J., told the New York Daily News.Now wouldn't you just love to feel like there were "10,000 knives stabbing you at once?" I know I would. For the record, I'm kidding when I say that. Give me the beach and some tequila and I've got a party! I'm sure that businesses along the Gulf Coast from Brownsville, Texas to Key West, Florida would love to rid you of your snowbird bucks. So, screw the Polar Bears (the animal kind and the people kind), given a choice, I'm headed South. You should be, too. lest you look like a hoser. Or a brain dead Northerner. Just do it.
Because Toby said so.