what happened to our boy James. In the middle of his late night White Trash Christmas Shopping Spree, James was somewhere in the day old donuts section when whirrrrrrr clllaaaannggg brrrrrrrrrruuuuuppp suddenly he ends up in the business end of the sanitation truck! But James, like a Boy Scout, is prepared. He has a cell phone! James calls a friend who, in turn, calls the heat (police). The heat locate the refuse truck that James is in through a GPS. Technology is the shit! The law gets to the truck and are unable to extricate James so, wait.for.it....they order the truck to the nearest dump, where James, along with the Christmas gift he was looking for, was dumped into the landfill and freed! He's in critical condition at local hospital, but the poor bastard is free. I have a suggestion for James and the rest of you who are considering a White Trash Christmas Shopping Spree in the middle of the night, Wal Mart is open 24 hours a day! Give it a try.
Because Toby said so.
(photo courtesy of whitetrashwarehouse.com)