Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Bimbo Sues the Arches
The Godless commies at the CSPI are representing a stupid broad from Sacramento in a lawsuit which seeks to ban the toys found in Happy Meals. This woman is a danger to the security of this country and must be stopped! No toys in Happy Meals is akin to no peanut butter in a Reese's candy. This woman must be stopped! Following, you will see some excerpts from the article posted at WalletPop.
Some dipshit lawyer has this to say about the reasons for the lawsuit, "Dangling a toy in front of a child is like putting a scantily clad woman in front of men," he said, adding that children don't have the cognitive ability to realize the marketing ploy. Well, hell, I never thought of it like that. having been around children all my life, I have seen more than a few toys from Happy Meals and I have seen more than my fair share of scantily clad women. I can honestly say without equivocation, that I have NEVER seen a Happy Meal toy and thought of near nekkid women, and vice versa. But, wait! There's more!
The Mom from Sacramento, who is at the center of this lawsuit, adds this gem, ""My children really want the toys that are in those meals," she said, adding the meals often get cold while her kids -- ages 6 and 2 -- play with the toys instead of eating. "I'm concerned about the health of my children frankly ... I don't think it's OK to entice children." First off, I'd like to remind this dumbass bimbo that she is breathing my air. Second off - Lady have you ever thought about not letting your children play with Happy Meal toys until after they eat? Third off - The way to never worry about your kids' health and their desire to play with Happy Meal toys, is to don't go to McDonalds! How damn stupid can this idiot be?