|Famous Dead Roman Guy|
And we all thought that March 15 just meant great pizza specials. Or that St. Patrick's Day is just 48 hours away. And gettin' drunk and eating pizza sure beats the hell out of remembering some asshole Roman guy of 2000 years ago getting sliced up like a roll of hard salami. In Texas, we call stuff like this "Friday Night". It's fun for the entire family!
Because Toby said so.