Stoopid Newspaper Headlines, Part 2!

It's time once again , ladies and gentlemen, for one of the more popular features on Because Toby Said So, because Toby said so. Here we go with another batch of botched newspaper headlines taken from bird cage liners all across this great land of ours! Sit back, relax and prepare to laugh your ass off and make your neighboring co-workers wonder what the hell is wrong with (insert your name here)! And away we gooooooo...

I think it's safe to say that that won't be a problem in most big cities in the United States.




It was soon after this incident that the Sheriff's Office found the still at the complainant's house.

Who says that baseball isn't a physical sport? This headline also gives new meaning to "balls and strikes". I'm just sayin'.

The people of this town are on our side, aren't they? Pendejos.

Tell that to the fish!

Ya think? This newspaper must have gotten their information from Planned Parenthood.







And for the Grand Finale !!!

Liberals in action.










I bet you a dollar to a donut that you could look through your local newspaper and come up with at least a couple of headlines that qualify as stoopid. if so, please send them to me and I'll use them in a future post and give you a shout out for your submission! send your stoopid headline to tobysaidso AT gmail DOT com.

Because Toby said so.